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It's been a while

Well it's been a year since the last post, and much has changed. Jon is now married and has just bought a house. Congrats Jon and Sara, but I have some bad news, the piano you had hoped on moving into your new house has somehow gotten misplaced. Yes I'm sure it's around here somewhere, but looking for it would result in someone having to work, and we wouldn't want that. Then there's Ed, well he's in Australia. Lucky bugger. I'm sure he's enjoying the beaches, weather and bikini's. I know, I know, it's silly, Ed would never look good in a bikini, perhaps a tikini, but let's not try to think about that. Then there's the new guy, well I guess it's been almost a year already, so he's the old new guy, infact he really is the old guy, being older that Ed and I combined. Lionel, he's been a great addition, however since he's been dating Chantal, he just isn't doing the dished anymore, OK he does his dishes just not our dishes. Oh Lionel, how my heart breaks knowing I must do my own dishes, the pain. Oh well. Then there's me, and speaking of dishes, there about two hours worth of dishes downstairs that will need to be done. I'm still waiting for the wizard from the sword in the stone to make it all go away. Oh where are you Wizard from King Arthur when I need you. Well I suppose it's time to say goodbye. Till next time.

Titles and Such

After happening across the disarmingly witty article title:

Five Workers Trapped in Data Mining Accident

on BBspot, I was inspired to create my own fictional article title:

Woman Finds Thumb Drive in Chili

Huzzah. Now, if only I had an article to accompany it...

Any other potentially witty articles titles using broken logic out there? The best submission wins my kudos. And it gets better: if you make a submission, you'll probably win by default.

I Sewar; Wrdo is Makign me Dyslexic

Garbage in:
Tihs isthe sentance i typde improoperly in WOrd thAt it auttomatically corrrectde as i wrtoe it.

Correct as you go out:
This is the sentence I typed improperly in Word that it automatically corrected as I wrote it.

I'm beginning to think that I'm getting dependant on Word. When I write things on paper or in notepad nowadays, they seem to come out more like the first sentence. By the time office 2010 comes out, you won't have to even type individual words anymore, just a jumble of letters and it will automatically anagram it out for you.

me:
"thosoicnutthdogercomaolonnmueaiarordtewinicftwofmic"

Word 2010:
"Did you mean to say: 'I can no longer communicate without the aid of Microsoft Word'?"

Revenge is a dish best served...

...with broccoli

It's Official

I skipped
TUESDAY ULTIMATE,
to create a
TUESDAY BLOOM
myspace page.
Is there a coincidence?
perhaps, perhaps not.




You'll have to see for yourself

www.myspace.com/tuesdaybloom

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