Imposter!

I've been alerted by an informant that this man is posing as a Kavanaut. We would like to officially state that he is not a Kavanaut, nor even a Kavanaut-in-Training. Please disregard any claims or statemants he may make regarding the C-unit, or about Kavanauts in general. We will be meeting to discuss the rammifications of his false claim, as well as to decide on possible further action regarding this issue.