After happening across the disarmingly witty article title:
Five Workers Trapped in Data Mining Accident
on BBspot, I was inspired to create my own fictional article title:
Woman Finds Thumb Drive in Chili
Huzzah. Now, if only I had an article to accompany it...
Any other potentially witty articles titles using broken logic out there? The best submission wins my kudos. And it gets better: if you make a submission, you'll probably win by default.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
I Sewar; Wrdo is Makign me Dyslexic
Garbage in:
Tihs isthe sentance i typde improoperly in WOrd thAt it auttomatically corrrectde as i wrtoe it.
Correct as you go out:
This is the sentence I typed improperly in Word that it automatically corrected as I wrote it.
I'm beginning to think that I'm getting dependant on Word. When I write things on paper or in notepad nowadays, they seem to come out more like the first sentence. By the time office 2010 comes out, you won't have to even type individual words anymore, just a jumble of letters and it will automatically anagram it out for you.
me:
"thosoicnutthdogercomaolonnmueaiarordtewinicftwofmic"
Word 2010:
"Did you mean to say: 'I can no longer communicate without the aid of Microsoft Word'?"
Tihs isthe sentance i typde improoperly in WOrd thAt it auttomatically corrrectde as i wrtoe it.
Correct as you go out:
This is the sentence I typed improperly in Word that it automatically corrected as I wrote it.
I'm beginning to think that I'm getting dependant on Word. When I write things on paper or in notepad nowadays, they seem to come out more like the first sentence. By the time office 2010 comes out, you won't have to even type individual words anymore, just a jumble of letters and it will automatically anagram it out for you.
me:
"thosoicnutthdogercomaolonnmueaiarordtewinicftwofmic"
Word 2010:
"Did you mean to say: 'I can no longer communicate without the aid of Microsoft Word'?"
Thursday, July 5, 2007
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