After happening across the disarmingly witty article title:
Five Workers Trapped in Data Mining Accident
on BBspot, I was inspired to create my own fictional article title:
Woman Finds Thumb Drive in Chili
Huzzah. Now, if only I had an article to accompany it...
Any other potentially witty articles titles using broken logic out there? The best submission wins my kudos. And it gets better: if you make a submission, you'll probably win by default.
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Highschool Electronics Teacher Caught Giving Pot To Students
Toilet seat stolen from police station's washroom. Cops have nothing to go on.
...
Ok, maybe I stole that one. I'll either think up one of my own, or wait for James to steal the show.
T-Rex skeleton recovered at dig site. Paleontologist pissed.
Killer's motives completely transparent. Can't figure out how he got caught.
... thank you, thank you ... I'm here all night!
Article down, but this was an actual Yahoo news headline "Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo" a while back (Kottke's summary).
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